Friday 31 December 2010

How Edinburgh killed Hogmanay

There's a contradiction. New Year's night, not Christmas, used to be the Scottish winter family celebration. Not any more.

The big street parties started in Edinburgh in the mid 1990s and have been followed by other Scottish cities. Now anybody aged from 16 to 30 or so heads with a bottle to one of these organised events. The rest of the population sits at home in front of the television with a glass watching the same party.

The family Hogmanay is dead. But was its demise inevitable?

Read my full article by clicking on the link to the Caledonian Mercury under the picture of Edinburgh's Hogmanay.

Wednesday 22 December 2010

Wednesday 8 December 2010

How John Lennon’s death … didn’t really bother me | Caledonian Mercury - Entertainment

I wrote this piece for the Caledonian Mercury as a little counter-balance to the sentimental hyperbole that's surrounded the 30th anniversary of his death. Actually, I've been a good deal more circumspect than my friends and I were at the time.

Some felt Chapman had shot the wrong Beatle. Others, fed up with the regular rumours of the band getting back together, said they were now three bullets short of a reunion. Nobody I knew was that upset.

Anyway, click the link to the Caledonian Mercury if you want my views in greater depth.

Tuesday 7 December 2010

European Tech Funding Drought by Nick Clayton Wall Street Journal Europe

By NICK CLAYTON

European venture capitalists appear fundamentally disinclined to invest beyond the earliest stage in the continent's hot young technology prospects. As a result, entrepreneurs are being forced to pack their laptops and head stateside to California and beyond to hunt out the funding they need to grow.

To the European entrepreneur trying to raise start-up funding the grass, or perhaps more accurately the dollar, has long seemed greener and easier to find on the other side of the Atlantic. The figures bear this out.

According to the European Private Equity and Venture Capital Association and Dow Jones VentureSource, a chasm exists between the amount of later stage deals signed in Europe compared to the amount signed in the U.S.

While there was relatively little difference between Europe and the U.S. in terms of the number of lower value venture capital deals signed annually between 2003 and 2010, according to figures from EVCA and Dow Jones, for those deals over $5 million the difference is startling. The U.S. averaged over 1300 deals annually between 2003 and 2010, which was about six times more than in Europe over the same time period.

Partly this reflects the enormous difference in size and maturity of the venture capital industries on each side of the Atlantic. "In many ways we're where the U.S. was in the 1980s," says Davor Hebel, principal of Fidelity Growth Partners, which in January announced a £100 million ($160 million) fund dedicated to investing in fast growing technology companies across Europe.

He acknowledges there is a problem which partly arises from the age difference in the two industries. U.S. venture capitalists over the last 50 years, he says, have perhaps learned to be a little more patient in waiting for returns on investment compared with their European counterparts.

"I think that a lot of entrepreneurs in Europe sell out too early. And we, as venture capitalists, are partly guilty of that as well because maybe we don't encourage them to really go for that billion dollar exit, which is really what this business is about, building billion dollar companies," he says.

Go it alone or sell out?

As an example, he points to two companies: London-based, Playfish, and Zynga from San Francisco. They both operate in the same business, creating online games which can be played with others - most commonly through the social networking site Facebook.

In November 2009 Playfish, the European based company, announced it had been acquired by
giant San Francisco-based video games company Electronic Arts for an initial $275 million with up to $125 million to come in addition if performance targets were met. A few weeks later, Zynga, the U.S. company, revealed it had managed to complete a $180 million funding round - assuring its independence.

"It's not really a question of the European venture capital industry and 'do we have enough capital?', it's really a question of entrepreneurs and what kind of aspirations they have," says Mr. Hebel. He adds, as an example of the type of entrepreneur who perhaps could only come from America, Mark Zuckerberg, the founder of Facebook who has turned down numerous and ever-increasing offers for his company which guesstimates now value at anything up to $30 billion.

Nonetheless Mr. Hebel remains resolutely upbeat. "We are very excited and bullish about the environment and we think venture capitalists and entrepreneurs can do more to build a European success story. People with aspirations for greatness, entrepreneurs who are really trying to build transformative technologies rarely go unfunded. For every deal that I compete for there seems to be plenty of bidders."

There are, however, other problems with the European venture capital industry. Its fragmented nature is one such difficulty, according to Frederic Court, general partner at Advent Venture Partners. "A lot of the venture capital expertise is concentrated in London funds, which have global ambitions and a much wider visibility in the market versus French funds, which are focused on France, German funds which are focused on Germany and so on."

This creates an additional incentive to look for funding Stateside. But, he says: "Silicon Valley investors hate investing outside the Valley, even in the U.S. Europe feels like it's too far and it's also an environment they don't necessarily understand. Now they look at France and the social unrest there and it reduces their appetite even further."

The answer may be to move. A route followed by one of Mr. Court's success stories, Zong, a business based on enabling users to bill services directly to their mobile phones. It was based in Geneva, Switzerland, but is now in Paolo Alto, California.

"We decided consciously to raise funds from a local Silicon Valley fund called Matrix Partners and they're very complementary to us. The deal wasn't done out of frustration that there wasn't European capital available, but with that specific company in mind," says Mr. Court.

It was as a result of that move, he believes, that Zong was able to make what is probably its most important deal. In April it became the mobile payment provider for Facebook Credits. Facebook is also headquartered in Paolo Alto.

Other European companies have also found it worthwhile to work with venture capitalists on America's west coast. "We didn't even look at U.K.-based investors. We went straight to the top tier private equity companies in the San Francisco Bay Area." says John Lazar, chairman of London-based telecommunications specialist Metaswitch Networks.

In 2008, the company received investment from Francisco Partners and Sequoia Capital. Before that it had grown organically for 25 years.

The company is very much British with engineering staff drawn from top U.K. universities, but most of its revenue comes from abroad.

"The decision to take on investors from Silicon Valley was very much driven by it being our natural home in terms of our customer base. And, as we begin to think about an initial public offering, we would almost certainly do that on Nasdaq because our revenue is there, our customer base is there, our market is there."

The other common complaint by businesses is that venture capitalists aren't interested until a company's success is assured. Guy Mucklow, managing director of fast-growing customer optimization specialist PostcodeAnywhere, says he now regularly receives approaches from potential investors, but in the business's early days he was constantly told it had no chance of success against a powerful incumbent.

In the end he gave up pursuing venture capital investment. "It was the best thing that never happened to us." he says.

Nick Clayton is a writer based in Ibiza, Spain, and can be reached at reports@wsj.com

Tuesday 30 November 2010

Out of the ire and into the flying pants by Nick Clayton | Caledonian Mercury - Business and Technology



My pundelicious column this week looks at how cyber crime isn’t always a well paid career choice; Pirate Bay is still sailing; Opera’s not over ‘til the fat browsers sink; the monster cookie’s met its match; the iPad won’t be worth the paper its competitors might be printed on and why you might want these knickers to fly in.

To read the full column click on the link under the pants.

Sunday 28 November 2010

My Christmas gadget gift guide from the Wall Street Journal Europe



Silly presents, silly prices, for me at least. But readers of The Wall Street Journal can probably afford most of them. Although five million quid for an iPhone is perhaps more than this year's Christmas bonus.

To see the full-size article click here (You'll also need to click on the magnifying glass logo on the top right of the window.)

Wednesday 24 November 2010

Dogs are 'smarter than cats' but what does that say about scientists?

Well, according to the Daily Telegraph scientists have decided dogs are more intelligent than cats because their brains have grown faster through evolution. The theory is dogs have to be clever to cope with the complex interactions that come from being a sociable animal. Cats being solitary creatures don't need so much brain power.

On this basis, presumably, the bloke who spends his time in the pub being sociable has a bigger brain than the anti-social scientist whose life is spent in the lab or library doing research...

Facebook competitor Diaspora releases first invites for alpha testers

Private Alpha Invites Going Out Today

23 November 2010

Hello Everyone,

Today we’re releasing the first set of invites for the Diaspora alpha at joindiaspora.com. Every week, we’ll invite more people, starting with our Kickstarter backers, and then moving through our mailing list. By taking these baby steps, we’ll be able to quickly identify performance problems and iterate on features as quickly as possible.

We are proud of where Diaspora is right now. In less than five months, we’ve gone from nothing to a great starting point from which the community can keep working. We’ve spent a lot of time thinking about how people can share in a private way, and still do all the things people love to do on social networks. We hope you’ll find it fun to use and a great way to keep in touch with all the people in your life.

Diaspora lets you create “aspects,” which are personal lists that let you group people according to the roles they play in your life. We think that aspects are a simple, straightforward, lightweight way to make it really clear who is receiving your posts and who you are receiving posts from. It isn’t perfect, but the best way to improve is to get it into your hands and listen closely to your response.

We know some things could be better. To name a few:

Continuing to focus on security.
When we released our initial code, we got some great feedback on better ways to do Rails security. Luckily, it was easy for us to take this feedback and quickly secure the application. We look forward to more such feedback with this release.

More extensibility and third-party client APIs.
Third-party clients are a vital part of the social media landscape. We have initial support for connections with some services, but there’s more to do. It’s important for users to be able to use a wide variety of clients and platforms to share on Diaspora.

Better documentation.
Our community has made great strides in creating documentation to make it easy for anyone to get started with Diaspora. As in most open-source projects, though, there is a lot more to do.

Easier upgrade path.
Diaspora has been in constant flux since we did our first code release, and we salute those who have been trying to keep their servers up-to-date. We hope to make this easier going forward.

Cleaner code.
Our number one goal has been releasing something that works. Sometimes that means making a bit of a mess. Now that we have working features, we can double down on making the code more concise and straightforward, and improving our test suite.

If you haven’t yet signed up to get an invite, head over to joindiaspora.com and do so! If you remember giving us your email sometime in the past, you can be sure that you will receive an invite soon.

Our work is nowhere close to done. To us, that is the best part. There are always more things to improve, more tricks to learn, and more awesome features to add.

See you on Diaspora,

Maxwell, Raphael, Daniel and Ilya

If you are a Ruby or JavaScript hacker, Diaspora wants you. We are building a passionate community of developers to keep making Diaspora more awesome. If you enjoy building and breaking the next generation of social tools, we’d love your contributions. http://github.com/diaspora/diaspora

If you’d like to set up a Diaspora server (“pod”) of your own, you can see instructions at our wiki.

Thursday 18 November 2010

Would you let Google dress you? Nick Clayton asks| Caledonian Mercury

Google moves into fashion Unlikely but true. Also in this week's Technofile I look at Facebook Messages; pirated software in the CIA drones being used in Pakistan and Afghanistan; two new tablet computers, one cleverly designed from Dell the other a bargain from Dixons; a lecturer with a camera in the back of his head and, finally, my addiction to an online cricket game.

Click the link under the picture to read the full article in the Caledonian Mercury

Tuesday 16 November 2010

Will Dell's Inspiron Duo induce envy from Apple iPad fanboys and girls?

According to this article from Cnet (click on the link under the picture for the full article) Dell will introduce its hybrid tablet computer Duo as early as November 23. It certainly looks as if it's a very neat piece of design work flipping from touch screen slate to keyboard-driven netbook.

It'll probably be better for work than an iPad, running Windows 7 and all its business apps as well as Flash. Whether it'll be as good for entertainment as the iPad remains to be seen. PC software is slow in comparison to Apple's iOS.

Perhaps the ideal will be something along the lines of this Dell, but running a faster Linux-based operating system such as Jolicloud [http://www.jolicloud.com/ ] which is due to be at the heart of some very fast new devices coming soon.

Friday 12 November 2010

Technofile: There’s no escape from the Google monster by Nick Clayton | Caledonian Mercury

This is the first of what I hope will be a weekly column for the Caledonian Mercury online newspaper. It looks at the corporate data fight between Google and Facebook, the latest high-speed search function, the imminent launch of “cloudbooks”, a new social browser, why companies are watching your Facebook status, how using the wrong browser could make buying a car more expensive and the tyranny of autocorrect.

Thursday 11 November 2010

Gold nanoparticles could transform trees Into street lights that glow in the dark - Inhabitat

I'm not quite sure how this would work in practice, but it's an amazing concept - replace street lights with trees that glow in the dark. "A group of scientists in Taiwan recently discovered that placing gold nanoparticles within the leaves of trees, causes them to give off a luminous reddish glow," says the inhabitat article. I'm not sure how you "place" nanoparticles in leaves, but where there's a will there's a way.

Click on the picture or the inhabitat link to read the story

Tuesday 9 November 2010

Good news for expats from Engadget - BBC iPlayer going international next year (and how to get it now)

At the moment if you live outside the UK you have to employ tricks of dubious legality to watch the Beeb's on-demand iPlayer service. According to this story on Engadget soon you won't have to. If you click on the link above you'll see the full story, but apparently the BBC hasn't decided whether you'll have to pay or watch ads in order to use the service. Remember, you'd have to pay a licence fee for the privilege of doing this in Britain.

Meanwhile, if you can't wait to use iPlayer, 4oD or any of the other British services that allow you to catch up with your favourite programmes you could try clicking this link: http://bit.ly/bZQ6ys . It'll take you to Expat Shield, a free service that makes it appear you are accessing the internet from the UK.

Friday 5 November 2010

Where are the iPad’s competitors? by Nick Clayton | Caledonian Mercury - Business and Technology

So you want to buy an iPad for Christmas. But is there something better and cheaper on the horizon. Click on the Caledonian Mercury link above to see what I think...

Wednesday 27 October 2010

Ibiza property market picking up according to the New York Times

The fact that the New York Times is interested shows just how international Ibiza's property market has become. As somebody who lives on the island I can tell you there are clear signs we haven't been as badly hit as the mainland by the downturn. There's still plenty of construction going on.

You can see my villa which is for sale if you visit: http://ibizavilla4sale.moonfruit.com/

Otherwise click above to see the full story in the New York Times.

Tuesday 19 October 2010

Tablets Prove the Right Medicine for Consumers

The original crew of the Starship Enterprise look back at the launch of the iPad. (You can see one in Uhuru's hand.) My article in the Wall Street Journal Europe examines how Apple has made tablet computers sexy and what their future might bring.

Click the llnk to the Wall Street Journal Europe for the full story. (I write regularly for the WSJE but usually you have to pay to see the articles.)

Monday 11 October 2010

Will social media take us to the barricades? | Caledonian Mercury - Business and Technology

October 11, 2010 by Nick Clayton · Leave a Comment 

Social media enthusiasts over-estimate the power of services such as Twitter and Facebook have as drivers of social change. Twitter's decision to delay outages to its service which would have accompanied updates did not enable protesters to bring down the Iranian government after disputed elections. for instance.

Does that mean social media will never evolve to the point where they may be central to movements for social change? Click the links to read my full article in the Caledonian Mercury.

Saturday 2 October 2010

Whale Snot, Cursing Away Pain Among 2010 Ig Nobels

The National Geographic carries a pretty full breakdown of this year's Ig Nobel awards. Some of the winners really deserve a prize for getting a grant to have fun. How else would you describe using remote-controlled helicopters to hover above whales' blow holes to connect snot samples in petri dishes? And the Mexican researchers were really doing that, not just playing a video game. (But give the developers time.)

Click the link under the picture to see the rest of the winners.

Fellatio by Fruit Bats Prolongs Copulation Time

One of the award winners in this year's Ig Nobel awards. (Although it's not totally cear from the header, the video shows fruit bat on fruit bat action. The researchers weren't that perverted.)

Friday 1 October 2010

Is Ofcom favouring big media? | Caledonian Mercury - Business and Technology

This is my attempt to introduce the rather dry sounding subject of "net neutrality" and the way the British government communications watchdog Ofcom seems to be ready to ditch it. As with so many civil liberties, the initial threats seem banal and unimportant, but once a principal has been overturned it's almost impossible to recover.

My concern is in the long term the loss of net neutrality will make it harder for newer, cash-poor media outlets to compete with the broadcasting giants.

Best infographic of the world... ever!

Thanks to @neilmcintosh for pointing out this classic which appears to have come from a pulp science fiction magazine of the 1950s. In fact it comes from the Daily Mail in 2010.

The actual story's been going round for a while that a massive solar flare could generate an electromagnetic pulse that would knock out all or some of the world's telecommunications. Quit how that info is revealed in this graphic is unclear.

(Click via dailymail.co.uk for full story)

Is this the $35 iPad killer from India?

India is apparently ready to start shipping a tablet computer for about €27 or £23. All we know is it will run Google's mobile phone Android operating system and have a seven-inch screen.

It's designed exclusively for the education market which might ease the fears of other tablet manufacturers. However, the first of what have become known as "netbooks" were developed by Asus just to be used in schools. Then everybody wanted one.

The OLPC (One Laptop Per Child) championed by MIT's Nicholas Negroponte was sold in pairs for a while, one for a wealthy Western consumer, one donated to a child from a developing country. Plenty of people would pay £50 or €60 for a tablet to browse the web, watch YouTube videos on and read documents.

Of course it won't have Apple quaking in its boots. But this dirt-cheap tablet could have a deeper impact than the over-priced iPad.

(Click on the picture for the original story)

Film industry hires cyber hitmen to take down internet pirates

Could Hollywood and Bollywood be breaking the law to stop pirates breaking the law? Hmmm...

The Big Lebowski's North Korean connection

This is the weirdest tech story I've come across for a while. Who knew that North Korea had a software industry? Why was it creating tie-in games for old(ish) Hollywood movies? Why are they being published by a subsidiary of News Corp?

The only unsurprising thing about this story is its source, Bloomberg. the arch-rival of parts of Rupert Murdoch's News Corp.

Pirate Bay sunk in raids... For a couple of hours - Pocket-lint

Of course we shouldn't use Pirate Bay, but... And it's hard to suppress a little smile when an organisation waves two fingers at the authorities and gets away with it.

Will Monarch replace Ryanair's direct winter flights from Ibiza to UK?

Interesting article on Ibiza Spotlight suggesting that the Ibiza and Balearic governments are on the verge of a deal with Monarch which will mean direct flights from Ibiza to Gatwick this winter. That would be good news.

Hopefully, if it happens, Monarch's departure times will be a bit less anti-social than they are in the summer. Gatwick at 5am is not the nicest place in the world. Mind you, Ryanair used to get you to Stansted at 11pm which wasn't that useful either, especially if London wasn't your final destination.

There's also a link to an article which perhaps explains why Ryanair's dropped its winter flights to the UK. The British government has added an £11 departure tax which makes low-fare routes less profitable. So perhaps it's not the Ibiza and Balearic governments screwing things up this time.

3D TV is crap

At last an "emperor has no clothes" article on 3D TV. The quality of all systems is poor, even the ones where you have to wear special glasses and the exercise is pointless.

(Admission: I can't see anything in three dimensions as I suffer from strabismus or "lazy eye" which means I can't focus simultaneously on a single object. So I have to rely on somebody else to confirm my suspicions that 3D TV is crap.)